<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36295465</id><updated>2009-02-20T18:36:09.442-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Les conneries a laurent</title><subtitle type='html'>Ce blog va servir le monde en guérissant Laurent de sa grossiertée.... et il l'est!! a ce point ca en devient de l art!! si si!! y vaut bien un bigar!! en mémé temps ce serait dommage qu il change... bon on va pas le guerrier mais on va savourer son florilège verbal.. une verve monstre...d ailleurs c en est un!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36295465/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Soufre douleur..</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12581918262022424963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36295465.post-116492173056033065</id><published>2006-11-30T13:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-30T13:22:10.566-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Enfin!!!!!!! Il l'a vue!!!!</title><content type='html'>A y est, laurent a vue ce blog!!!!!!  évidement il la bien pris.. on ferais pas un blog pareille pour un connard!!! et ho surprise notre bienveillante star va m aidé:  bientôt de vrai photo de matcho premier et c est propre commentaire!!!!Accrocher vous! On passe la vitesse sup!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tout ou rien!!!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36295465-116492173056033065?l=les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/feeds/116492173056033065/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36295465&amp;postID=116492173056033065&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36295465/posts/default/116492173056033065'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36295465/posts/default/116492173056033065'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/2006/11/enfin-il-la-vue.html' title='Enfin!!!!!!! Il l&apos;a vue!!!!'/><author><name>Soufre douleur..</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12581918262022424963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14392018340220196523'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36295465.post-116309769389693177</id><published>2006-11-09T10:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-09T12:44:41.303-08:00</updated><title type='text'>En forme!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;-quoi connard tu veut des cacaouettes....???&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;-ta mal au bide et maintenant tu boufe... a oui tu t   vider!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;-j ai les doigts qui pu le poisson j ai du doigtée une sirènes.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;-putain, c'est vrai que peau de zob il est pas la.. c 'est calme.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;-Héé, je te laisserais mon téléphone comme ca tu m appelle et je t insulte..quand tu seras dans ton nouveau boulot et qu on te respecteras, quand tu en auras mare appelle et je t insulterais!!    -j.m a dis que mes enfants était très polis il lui ont dis bonjour. c 'est normal y font du sociale!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tout ou rien!!!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36295465-116309769389693177?l=les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/feeds/116309769389693177/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36295465&amp;postID=116309769389693177&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36295465/posts/default/116309769389693177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36295465/posts/default/116309769389693177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/2006/11/en-forme.html' title='En forme!!'/><author><name>Soufre douleur..</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12581918262022424963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14392018340220196523'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36295465.post-116221429337119519</id><published>2006-10-30T05:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-10-30T05:18:13.373-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Laurent'bike</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5476/4052/1600/60392.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5476/4052/400/60392.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Quoi?? ca te plais pas???? tu va te la prendre dans le cul!!&lt;br /&gt;-y veut quoi stevy??? (mon pote exorciser) lol&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tout ou rien!!!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36295465-116221429337119519?l=les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/feeds/116221429337119519/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36295465&amp;postID=116221429337119519&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36295465/posts/default/116221429337119519'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36295465/posts/default/116221429337119519'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/2006/10/laurentbike.html' title='Laurent&apos;bike'/><author><name>Soufre douleur..</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12581918262022424963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14392018340220196523'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36295465.post-116221369019343053</id><published>2006-10-30T05:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-10-30T05:08:10.203-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bueurkk!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5476/4052/1600/cochon-1.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5476/4052/400/cochon-1.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Je suis pas une autruche... vais pas me mètre la tète dans le cul... -tu vois comme tu est mince?? attend un peut, quand tu auras eu 10 gamins!!! Pffffff! Énorme!! -mais putain ta gueule!!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tout ou rien!!!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36295465-116221369019343053?l=les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/feeds/116221369019343053/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36295465&amp;postID=116221369019343053&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36295465/posts/default/116221369019343053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36295465/posts/default/116221369019343053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/2006/10/bueurkk.html' title='Bueurkk!!'/><author><name>Soufre douleur..</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12581918262022424963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14392018340220196523'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36295465.post-116178479562718342</id><published>2006-10-25T06:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-25T06:59:55.626-07:00</updated><title type='text'>rien</title><content type='html'>rien&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tout ou rien!!!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36295465-116178479562718342?l=les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/feeds/116178479562718342/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36295465&amp;postID=116178479562718342&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36295465/posts/default/116178479562718342'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36295465/posts/default/116178479562718342'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/2006/10/rien.html' title='rien'/><author><name>Soufre douleur..</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12581918262022424963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14392018340220196523'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36295465.post-116167420042197787</id><published>2006-10-24T00:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-24T00:16:40.430-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Exorcisme de l esprit de Laurent</title><content type='html'>&lt;table xmlns="http://purl.org/atom/ns#" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;&lt;embed flashvars="autoplay=true" id="VideoPlayback" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-5638190549188606947&amp;amp;hl=fr" style="width:400px; height:326px;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr/&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;L esprit de Laurent ( fort grossier!!) a pris possession du Corp de mon pote.... L imonde esprit de Laurent a contaminer mon pote.... une grossièreté viens de sortir de sa bouche!!!! heureusement votre soufre douleur était la pour renvoyer la d ou il viens cette esprit du mal!!!mon ami a survécu..Si la video ne fonctionne pas ( scripte fournie par google....)&lt;br /&gt;http://video.google.fr/videoplay?docid=-5638190549188606947 &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tout ou rien!!!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36295465-116167420042197787?l=les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/feeds/116167420042197787/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36295465&amp;postID=116167420042197787&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36295465/posts/default/116167420042197787'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36295465/posts/default/116167420042197787'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/2006/10/exorcisme-de-l-esprit-de-l_116167420042197787.html' title='Exorcisme de l esprit de Laurent'/><author><name>Soufre douleur..</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12581918262022424963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14392018340220196523'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36295465.post-116126423852240341</id><published>2006-10-19T06:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-24T04:23:37.830-07:00</updated><title type='text'>limite..</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5476/4052/1600/ban14.0.png"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5476/4052/320/ban14.0.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-on sauras pas si elle est clitoridienne ou vaginal..&lt;br /&gt;-je lui est juste demander de me montrer son abricot.-vous l envoyer pas en formation externe???? atelier euthanasie???&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tout ou rien!!!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36295465-116126423852240341?l=les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/feeds/116126423852240341/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36295465&amp;postID=116126423852240341&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36295465/posts/default/116126423852240341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36295465/posts/default/116126423852240341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/2006/10/limite.html' title='limite..'/><author><name>Soufre douleur..</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12581918262022424963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14392018340220196523'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36295465.post-116126329339791424</id><published>2006-10-19T06:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-23T06:05:34.456-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Encor....</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5476/4052/1600/caca.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5476/4052/320/caca.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-dans mon équipe j ai madame shrek, ben laden....quoi y vont pas me faire un deuxième trou du cul!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;-sale pute!! dégage retourne dans ton marecage..... t'es fâchée???&lt;br /&gt;-passe moi des champi hallucinogène que je trouve ma femme belle......&lt;br /&gt;-putain j ai envie de peter... en gros je chie sans les morceau et ca pu pour que les sourd en profite!!! lool.&lt;br /&gt;-j'ai le doit qui pu je doit avoir des demangesons,....&lt;br /&gt;-putain je serais une femme je me tâterais les sains tout la journée,....&lt;br /&gt;-tout juste bonne a être monter avec une cravache....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tout ou rien!!!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36295465-116126329339791424?l=les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/feeds/116126329339791424/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36295465&amp;postID=116126329339791424&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36295465/posts/default/116126329339791424'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36295465/posts/default/116126329339791424'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/2006/10/encor.html' title='Encor....'/><author><name>Soufre douleur..</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12581918262022424963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14392018340220196523'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36295465.post-116126316488305572</id><published>2006-10-19T06:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-24T04:22:50.556-07:00</updated><title type='text'>La ou tout commence...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5476/4052/1600/animaux-ferme-cochon-insolite-parfum-853517.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5476/4052/320/animaux-ferme-cochon-insolite-parfum-853517.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-ta gueule putain, a mon age vous verais... -ne simule pas avec tes lunettes....&lt;br /&gt;-y s en bas la couille droit, ha? non y se gratte que la gauche.. (....)&lt;br /&gt;-ta de la chance que je sois marier sinon j aurais fait une proposition a ton père, une chèvre par exemple...&lt;br /&gt;-demande un electro choque pour le crepus...&lt;br /&gt;-pk y met un sert tête?? y su ou quoi?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(un monstre je vous l avais dit!)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Tout ou rien!!!&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36295465-116126316488305572?l=les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/feeds/116126316488305572/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36295465&amp;postID=116126316488305572&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36295465/posts/default/116126316488305572'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36295465/posts/default/116126316488305572'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://les-conneries-a-laurent.blogspot.com/2006/10/la-ou-tout-commence.html' title='La ou tout commence...'/><author><name>Soufre douleur..</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12581918262022424963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14392018340220196523'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry></feed>